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Mario Kart

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   Mario Kart - The only place where you can:
   Say "I hit my own banana!" and not get any weird looks.
   Use mushrooms and not get a drug charge.
   Blow things up without people then looking down on your religion.
   Run people off cliffs without guilt.
   Use animal products without being attacked by PETA.
Might add on to this later.

Can you think of anything I've left out thus far? :)
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hotshot100974's avatar
here a monkey flying nothing but bannana that me turtles who dont need to move fast to get where their going just drive there and giant turtle shoot flames that me WTF could say thing like that